If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.

One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me.

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

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If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed off the stage. They're just not ready.

HAMMOND INFERNO

SOME FREAKY DOG THING...IS IT CUTE?

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You know what makes good hair for a snow man? REAL hair. Don't ask me why, but it works.  

..................HELLO?

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GOT MYSELF.......

my good friends Lizzy, Davy, Mikey & Lizie?

Lovely Lookin' Debs

Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

CRACKER CHAIR

DONT MESS WITH THE SPREE.

KING OF THE MOD BOYS

WORD.