The Bard The Bay 

Long, long time ago, I can still remember how those hoodin’ gubbers made me laugh,

And I know if I had a chance to see those baps and jantys dance,

I'd laugh my arse off once again.

'Cos don't they realise it's not clever,

Drinking Bucky down the river, Tucked-in tracky bottoms,

They look just f**kin’ ratten!

I can't remember if I cried when saw these slabbers all whacked and fried

But it amused me deep inside………

The day the Bucky thrived!

And they were singin'........

Bye, bye, eatin' spuds cheapest pie,

Drove the Uno roun' the town oh wi' the techno up high,

Wearing baseball caps though it's nearly July

Singin', "I’ll stick this f**kin’ knife in yer eye "

" ……….I’ll stick this f**kin’ knife in yer eye!"

Did you write the book of shite?

"here len’is ten bob, gonna gizza light?"

Did ya call my Da a Bast**d!?

Oh and do you believe in hard core techno?

Hav ye gubbed 5 beans in the back of a Metro?

And can you teach me how to speak reeeaaallll fast?!

You can tell that she's in love wi' him,'

Cos he's a Jaffa and she's a Tim,

They kicked off filthy socks and those manky old Reeboks.

He was a scrawny youth with a GAP pullover,

A sovrin ring and a stolen Nova,

They fell in love when he muff dived 'er, (sorry!)

The day the Bucky thrived....

And they were singin'........

Bye, bye, eatin' spuds cheapest pie,

Drove the Uno roun' the town oh wi' the techno up high,

Wearing baseball caps though it's nearly July

Singin', "I’ll stick this f**kin’ knife in yer eye "

" ……….I’ll stick this f**kin’ knife in yer eye!"

LIDLS IS CRACKER

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